Thoughts on technology: (not mine, though...will I still get my bling?)
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." Paul Ehrlich.
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." Dennis Ritchie.
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.-- Clive James
"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"
"Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."
"I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."
4 comments:
Thanks for the quotes! Most of them made me smile. Sorry about the comment deletion, I had a typo.
Great quotes! Your approach to the training is refreshing and funny. Love your blog name.
I loved the quotes!!! Some of them are soo true. Thanks for a good laugh.
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